Tuesday, June 28, 2022
New Delhi - a Memoir - 2003
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Scientists and Orgasms - Neither the Twain Shall Meet?
At first,
I didn't believe what I was reading the other day and had to read the news
headline twice. It was stated in the article that one, Meg Ryan, started
'moaning and groaning' in a diner in the movie When Harry Met Sally'.
Seemingly, Ms. Ryan was faking the orgasm or something like that. Hang on, how
do you fake an orgasm? Do you need to be inebriated, stoned, speeding, tripping
on acid? What?
The
'scientists' from the University of Ottawa, who are not on alcohol or drugs,
went on to conjecture that orgasms should be redefined as 'pleasurable
satisfaction.' Oh, really? Well, that's news to me or is it fake news? When it
comes to sex, and whether you're a horny man or an orgiastic woman, isn't it
all about getting one's rocks off, pure and simple? Or am I missing something?
No, not according to these 'scientists'. They mention the ORS - the Orgasm
Rating Scale and the BSOS - the Bodily Sensations of Orgasm Scale! I knew a gay
chap a couple of years ago who went through a terrible love affair that left him,
in his words, 'terribly distraught'. He went on to explain that this was his
'anus horribilis!'
So, this
seemingly is all about genital sensations and spasms, and more or less
everything in between. And as I continued to read the article I was waiting on
one particular word and up it came (pardon the pun): moaning. Yes, moaning and
groaning until the cows come home. It was stated that the timing of women
experiencing an orgasm and 'vocalisations' such as grunting and grousing, may
be 'under women's conscious control.' There was a mention of facial tingling
although I must confess, after 22 years of marriage to my current wife, I have
never seen her face tingle. Maybe it was due to my having other things on my
mind and elsewhere!
So I can
also mimic the 'scientists' - like although the orgasm has been studied and
scrutinised in the ever-growing field of orgasmic research, is it that the
female orgasm remains a mysterious, sparkling unicorn to many? An American
professor-cum-researcher called it an 'evolutionary vestige like the appendix.'
And lastly, and getting back
to those University of Ottawa's ‘scientists’, I wonder if they are aware of the
following:
1. Babies
masturbate in the uterus.
2. To have an
orgasm, stimulation of the sexual organs is not necessary.
3. You can have
orgasms when you’re dead.
4. An orgasm can
cause bad breath.
5. And lastly,
an orgasm can cure hiccups.
"Now,
darling, are you ready for some face tingling and orgasmic climaxes?”