Tuesday, June 28, 2022
New Delhi - a Memoir - 2003
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Scientists and Orgasms - Neither the Twain Shall Meet?
At first,
I didn't believe what I was reading the other day and had to read the news
headline twice. It was stated in the article that one, Meg Ryan, started
'moaning and groaning' in a diner in the movie When Harry Met Sally'.
Seemingly, Ms. Ryan was faking the orgasm or something like that. Hang on, how
do you fake an orgasm? Do you need to be inebriated, stoned, speeding, tripping
on acid? What?
The
'scientists' from the University of Ottawa, who are not on alcohol or drugs,
went on to conjecture that orgasms should be redefined as 'pleasurable
satisfaction.' Oh, really? Well, that's news to me or is it fake news? When it
comes to sex, and whether you're a horny man or an orgiastic woman, isn't it
all about getting one's rocks off, pure and simple? Or am I missing something?
No, not according to these 'scientists'. They mention the ORS - the Orgasm
Rating Scale and the BSOS - the Bodily Sensations of Orgasm Scale! I knew a gay
chap a couple of years ago who went through a terrible love affair that left him,
in his words, 'terribly distraught'. He went on to explain that this was his
'anus horribilis!'
So, this
seemingly is all about genital sensations and spasms, and more or less
everything in between. And as I continued to read the article I was waiting on
one particular word and up it came (pardon the pun): moaning. Yes, moaning and
groaning until the cows come home. It was stated that the timing of women
experiencing an orgasm and 'vocalisations' such as grunting and grousing, may
be 'under women's conscious control.' There was a mention of facial tingling
although I must confess, after 22 years of marriage to my current wife, I have
never seen her face tingle. Maybe it was due to my having other things on my
mind and elsewhere!
So I can
also mimic the 'scientists' - like although the orgasm has been studied and
scrutinised in the ever-growing field of orgasmic research, is it that the
female orgasm remains a mysterious, sparkling unicorn to many? An American
professor-cum-researcher called it an 'evolutionary vestige like the appendix.'
And lastly, and getting back
to those University of Ottawa's ‘scientists’, I wonder if they are aware of the
following:
1. Babies
masturbate in the uterus.
2. To have an
orgasm, stimulation of the sexual organs is not necessary.
3. You can have
orgasms when you’re dead.
4. An orgasm can
cause bad breath.
5. And lastly,
an orgasm can cure hiccups.
"Now,
darling, are you ready for some face tingling and orgasmic climaxes?”
Saturday, May 14, 2022
North Korea, Kim Jong-un and the Coronavirus
This repugnant rat came to power in 2011 - no, he
wasn't elected - he took over from his hedonistic father, Kim Jong-il, and has
ruled the totalitarian dictatorship ever since. I shall refrain from covering
the countless ballistic missile tests and his pursuit of nuclear weapons. No,
this article is all about Covid-19. As I understand it, North Korea is the only
country in the world NOT to have rolled out an anti-vaccine programme. I mean,
is this for real, and is it true? Yes, unfortunately, it is. This deathly virus
has been with us from around the beginning of 2020 and many countries in the
world have basically got it under control. However, as of today, there have
been around 6.2 million deaths from the virus. As for North Korea, it leader
hasn’t any vaccines and it was only on Friday it declared another death from
Covid-19.
A report from State media has said “ . . . that a
fever of unknown origin had been spreading ‘explosively’ across the nation
since late April, infecting about 350,000 people.” This secretive state
previously claimed to have completely wiped out the virus by sealing its
borders. Oh really? And then I read that so-called ‘experts’ had warned of an
impending Covid catastrophe fuelled by its failure to vaccinate, ailing the
disastrous public health system and widespread malnutrition that has weakened
much of its 25-million-strong population. I mean the majority of North Koreans
have been living on peanuts and rice for years whilst its leader has been
spending something in the region of 310 billion a year on bombs and nuclear
creation. I mean this tells you everything you need to know about this rat who
doesn’t give a monkey’s f*ck about his people!
Another statement I read, again issuing from the
country’s State media said that on May 12th some 18,000 people with a ‘fever’
occurred nationwide and that around 187,800 people were being isolated and
treated. Just 187,800? Knowing this country’s habit of lying about almost
anything, I would assume that figure would be closer to 500,000! In what may
have been a show of strength to distract from the Covid-19 crisis, Jong-un
launched three short-range ballistic missiles toward the sea a couple of days
ago which became the country’s 16th round of missile launches this year alone.
My question is, how much is this costing the dictator’s economy, one that hasn’t
grown in about ten years mostly due to Western sanctions.
And here is my last point. The narcissistic anarchist called
on all provinces, cities and counties to lock down their areas to prevent the
further spread of the ‘malicious virus’. No, he didn’t say it was Covid-19.
What a prick - of course it’s Covid-19! He urged the public health authorities
to monitor all patients with ‘fever symptoms’ and bolster medical supplies.
Seemingly- and I didn’t know this until the other day - but he has not
responded to the offers but in recent months from both China and the United
Nations to help vaccinate his population. This tells you everything about this
scumbag. And I shall repeat it again: he doesn’t give a shit about his people!
But as I keep saying in this blog and elsewhere, karma always wins in the end!
Monday, May 2, 2022
Buddhism and Me - a Memoir
I have been meaning to write this piece for many years now but for some reason never got around to doing it. But in recent times, and maybe it’s to do with my age, I have finally taken up the challenge.
To get into this true story, I have to go all the way back to 1971. Back then I was serving a Mechanical Engineering apprenticeship in an iron foundry in the small village of Larbert, Stirlingshire, in central Scotland. I was also a drummer in a rock band where we played great songs of the day from the likes of the Rolling Stones, The Who, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, etc. And of course, with the crazy world of rock music that I found myself in, came the drugs scene. Yes, we were all smoking dope and popping pills – hey, it was 1971 after all :-)!!
But it was this same year that one of our roadies approached me with a particular book. He just sort of turned up and asked if I’d ever heard of one, Paramahansa Yogananda. Then he handed me the book: Autobiography of a Yogi. He said it was one of the most inspirational books he had ever read. I flicked through the pages and was immediately drawn to this Indian yogi. I borrowed the book that day and started to read it that night. I couldn’t put it down. I ended up going through to Edinburgh and bought my own copy. And as I write these words, I have just brought my copy next to me at the computer and I see my copy is the second impression dated 1969. And another lasting memory of discovering this great man is that he died on the 7th March 1952 exactly nine days after I was born (February 26).
That day in Edinburgh, when in the bookshop, I came across another book that grabbed my attention. Don’t ask me why but I picked up the small paperback and bought it. It was The Light of Asia by the late British poet and journalist, Sir Edwin Arnold. The book is in the form of a narrative poem, which endeavours to describe the life and time of Prince Gautama Siddhartha, who, after attaining enlightenment, became the Buddha, the Awakened One. Looking back all those years I now know that it was this book that introduced me to Buddhism, 51 years ago!
For the next couple of years I began to buy and read all sorts of books on Buddhism: the Theravada traditions of S.E. Asia, the Mahayana tradition encompassing Chinese and Japanese Zen and, of course, Tibetan Buddhism. I began to discover small Buddhist groups throughout the UK and came upon the Buddhist Society founded in 1924 by the late Christmas Humphreys. Little did I know then but I would meet this great Buddhist pioneer about four years later. So I wanted to know more about how Buddhism arrived in Britain and where it was flourishing. Well, apart from the Buddhist Society we had Samye Ling Tibetan Centre located in the beautiful landscape of Eskdalemuir in southern Scotland, the first Tibetan centre in Europe, Amaravati Buddhist Monastery in Hertfordshire, Jamyang Buddhist Centre in London, Wat Buddhapadipa also in London and then Throssel Hole Buddhist Abbey in Northumberland founded by the late Jiyu-Kennett Roshi. It was here that I formally became a Buddhist from Jiyu after taking the Five Precepts.
And so my journey continued. Throughout all these years I bought something in the region of 220 books covering all schools of Buddhism, biographies, teachings - you name it! And of course, I travelled overseas to visit places of interest. These included Thailand which has more Buddhist temples than any other country on the planet, Sri Lanka, Indonesia and my favourite places of all, Dharamshala and McLeod Ganj in Himachal Pradesh in the foothills of the Himalayas in India. My two visits there in 2003 and 2004 I shall never forget. To be in the presence of thousands of exiled Tibetans, caused by the earlier invasion and occupation of Chairman Mao’s China, changed my mind about that country. The Tibetans were/are some of the nicest, most compassionate people I have ever met.
I’ll finish this memoir by describing briefly what is for me the Buddha’s most poignant teaching. It is that of the Three Poisons: greed (raga, also translated as lust), hatred (dvesha, or anger), and delusion (moha, or ignorance). Anyone who grasps these three mental conditions will no doubt look back on their lives and see how these three poisons have played a huge part in their thinking, their mental maturity, and their lifestyles. I could write a book about how three poisons have enlightened my thinking and how I have dealt with them by following the Buddha’s teachings. To finish I would just state that when it comes to greed, combat this with giving; with hatred, defeat this with love and compassion and with delusion, create and develop wisdom. You will become a better person not just in yourself but to all those around you!
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Has Russia Become a Pariah State?
I’ll be upfront and honest, I’ve never been a great lover of the ex-communist state of Russia even though my wife was born and brought up in that country before moving to Estonia in her teens. So, today we have Vladimir Putin's war in Ukraine that has basically upended his country’s international and domestic affairs. In recent days we’ve heard of concerns about the invasion that are growing within the Kremlin. One Kremlin insider this week stated, "It's suicidal what Putin is doing to his country and our standing in the world."
The tyrant, Putin, is facing increasing animosity both abroad and at home as his war in Ukraine, which he reckoned would be over in a matter of days, approaches two full months. Experts cite strategy failures, mounting military losses, and the dire economic consequences of Western sanctions blamed almost entirely on Putin as evidence of painting a bleak picture of Russia's future. The ex-KGB’s decisions on the Ukraine invasion face rising scrutiny as a small but growing number of Kremlin insiders have started to express doubts about the war.
Ten Kremlin sources (who wished to remain nameless - for obvious reasons) who have direct knowledge of the conflict, conveyed their concerns to the American finance company, Bloomberg last week, saying they regarded the invasion as a catastrophic mistake that had set the country back decades. The report described the critics as spread across senior positions in government and state-run businesses.
As far as I am concerned, Putin's crazy foray into Ukraine had already proved more costly for Russia than the Soviet Union's nearly 10-year war in Afghanistan in the 1980s. Back then the USSR lost around 15,000-plus soldiers in Afghanistan in a decade of fighting." Now, 40 years later, Putin has lost close to that amount in one month! Putin’s regime acknowledged in late March that 1,351 of its troops had been killed and 3,825 others wounded in the invasion. NATO estimates put the likely death toll closer to 15,000, while Ukraine says it has killed nearly 20,000 Russian troops.
So, we now know that ordinary Russians are beginning to feel the economic pinch of tough Western sanctions. Putin has conceded that sanctions have started to upset the country's energy industry but has publicly maintained that Russia's economy has not been undermined as a result. What a liar! This dictator just doesn’t give a damn about his people, the economy or the future financial status of his country. The head of Russia's central bank, however, warned that the full impact of sanctions had not yet been felt, and that Moscow's mayor said this week that around 200,000 residents could lose their jobs with Western companies pulling out of the country en masse. By the end of this week, I would suggest that Russia has lost closer to one million jobs since the beginning of Putin’s genocidal invasion of Ukraine.
I would end this piece by simply stating that Russia will be a pariah state in the eyes of many countries and people possibly for the next 50 years. Until Putin goes, Russia will continue to be a pariah state. When he eventually goes six feet under this will be the legacy he takes to Hell!!
Wednesday, April 20, 2022
Is Reincarnation Real or an Illusion?
I would have been about six or seven years old when, one beautiful sunny Sunday many years ago, my mum and dad took me and my brother on a trip to the Trossachs. The Trossachs is an area of wooded glens, braes, and lochs lying to the east of Ben Lomond in Stirlingshire, Central Scotland. At that time I lived in the small village of Larbert where the late great James Finlayson (Oliver and Hardie 'third man') was born and brought up. I actually didn't know this fact until about six months ago!
Anyway, the drive on this blisteringly hot summer's day took about an hour. The scenery as we approached the Trossachs I always recall as being absolutely dazzling, that took my breath away. The narrow road twisted and turned and I noticed the woods, a river and a mix of mature deciduous trees, rich in wildlife: all sorts of birds, the odd deer, and rabbit. At that point, I never knew for one minute that these memories would last but somewhere away deep down inside they did. Even at that young age, something happened inside. Then we all got out of the car which we parked next to Loch Lomond . . . and then the sweet aroma of the scenery - awesome - just gorgeous. But still, something resonated inside.
So I aged, matured, and by 1972 I was playing in a rock band - I was the drummer - and don't ask me why, but back then I discovered Buddhism. Of course one of the most important teachings is that of reincarnation or rebirth. Of all the teachings of the Buddha, this was the one that absorbed my consciousness. Was I/had I been here before?
Tuesday, April 12, 2022
Russian Orthodox Leader Kirill - the Devil in Disguise
When I saw this disgusting figure on the news the other day I couldn’t believe this was a religious leader. I mean he came across more like a clown all dressed up like a jester as if he was just about to take part in a comedy movie. But after pronouncing his support for Putin and the war in Ukraine, maybe it should have been a horror movie!
This buffoon, Patriarch Kirill, is the leader of the Russian Orthodox Church in Russia and a fervent supporter of that other devilish clown, Vladimir Putin, that goes back many years. But his vociferous support of the invasion of Ukraine has drawn strong rebukes from religious leaders inside Russia who say he has forsaken Christian teachings by Jesus supporting the Kremlin’s destructive campaign. As I’ve said on many occasions, you just couldn’t make it up!
I’m a Buddhist and have great respect for all world religions: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism and everything else in between. But the rumblings and rants from this guy, as far as I am concerned, are anything but religious. In a speech last week he stated: "If humanity accepts that sin is not a violation of God's law, if humanity accepts that sin is a variation of human behaviour, the human civilisation will end there." What? He also said that: "We have entered into a struggle that has not a physical, but a metaphysical significance," And lastly, "If we see violations of God's law, we will never put up with those who destroy this law, blurring the line between holiness and sin, and even more so with those who promote sin as an example or as one of the models of human behaviour."
So these are the words of a man who was a member of the KGB spy agency who now supports everything Putin is doing in Ukraine - basically war crimes. By giving support to the evil tyrant, Putin, he is misrepresenting his words mentioned above. Or am I seeing it wrong? So IT IS NOT a sin to send tanks into Ukrainian towns and cities and destroy them? It’s not a sin to target innocent men, women and children and kill them indiscriminately? It’s not a sin to blow up hospitals? It is not a sin to rape women and mothers in front of their children? And yet, this evil wretch thinks it’s okay? He seems to look at Adolf Putin with huge respect and blesses him in a church - of God?
As those who know a thing or two about Buddhism, you will know there is no God. The Buddha is not a Jesus figure but a normal human being who became enlightened and discovered the hidden truths about life, humanity and the Universe. He wished peace and happiness to all peoples and regarded war as part of human suffering. I can only guess what the Buddha would think, if he was alive today, not so much about the war but about the devilish and destructive mentality of Adolf Putin and this pseudo-religious maniac, Kirill.
Karma will eventually come back to haunt both of these vermin!
Monday, April 4, 2022
Russia's War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse in Ukraine and then yesterday I think we all saw that horrific footage of dead Ukrainians of the town of Bucha, and with their hands tied behind their backs, shot in the head. These utter monstrosities lie at the front door of Putin’s office. He is absolutely responsible for these crimes against humanity just as Hitler's attempted genocide against the Jews during 1939 - to 1945! Last week there was the story of gang rapes, assaults against Ukrainian women taking place at gunpoint, and what is most hellish, rapes of mothers in front of their children. And at the end of the day, Vlad the Mad Putin is ultimately responsible for these barbarous atrocities. Which is why the West needs to gather all circumstantial evidence and officially report it to the International Criminal Court (ICC) in The Hague. When it eventually reaches the court, God knows what would happen next, but one thing’s for sure, the insane Russian leader will ignore it. What should happen next?
I won’t go into specific details but a criminal action against someone - in this case Putin - would cover preliminary examinations where the case against Putin would be put. This would be followed by more investigations, a pre-trial stage, a trial stage and then enforcement of the sentence. When looking at the ICC, it seems to mirror the Nuremberg trials which were held by the Allies after World War II against representatives of defeated Nazi Germany. This was for plotting and carrying out invasions of other countries and other crimes, including the Holocaust. Hitler - Putin, two peas in the same pod! And the outcome of the trials? Some of the defendants were given life sentences in prison and others were hanged. I ask myself which sentence would I opt for Putin? Definitely by hanging!
I’ll end this blog by reporting on the BBC journalist in Ukraine, Jeremy Bowen. In his latest report that I watched this morning, he interviewed this old lady who had lost her son after Russian soldiers burst into her house and shot dead her 27-year-old son. This was in a small village close to Kyiv but it was the small pile of remains of food and drink that caught my eye. And within the small pile of garbage, there was rotten food, empty cigarette packs and empty bottles of vodka and Jack Daniel’s whisky. I would imagine the Russian animals were pissed out of their heads on alcohol before the killing. And knowing how much the Russians love alcohol, I just wonder how many more of been pissed drunk whilst carrying out shootings and cold-blooded murder!
Thursday, March 24, 2022
The 10 Most Brutal Dictators in Living Memory
The invasion of Ukraine by Putin's military has left me to reflect on what I would consider to be the ten most wicked, the most brutal, and the most beastly dictators of the last 150 years or so. Of course, this is my take on it but I think most people would agree that these ten rats pretty well sum up the title of this blog. So here I list them roughly from the earliest to the latest . . . let’s get started.
Adolf Hitler (B. April 1889 - D. April 1945)
Well, what can one say about this evil piece of filth who, on invading Poland, started World War II. He was the leader of the Nazi Party who would go down in history as the man, although I’d call him an animal, who committed the attempted genocide of the Jews. However, Britain and America invaded Germany and liberated the country from this brutal dictator. It’s said that he shot himself (and his wife Eva Braun) on the 30th April, 1945.
Joseph
Stalin (B. December 1879 - D. March 1953)
Joseph Stalin’s name meant 'man of steel' and by the start of the Second World War he certainly lived up to it. He was the man who oversaw the defeat of Nazism from the East and became the supreme ruler or dictator of the Soviet Union for 25 years. His regime of horrific terror caused the death and suffering of tens of millions of his own people. Stalin was an alcoholic like his father and died on the 5th March, 1953 after a massive stroke due to a heavy night's drinking session - vodka was the killer - surprise, surprise!
Benito Mussolini's claim to fame, if one could call it
that, was the founder of Fascism who became leader (dictator) of Italy from
1922 to 1943. He allied Italy with Nazi Germany and became the sole supporter
of Adolf Hitler anywhere in the world. Mussolini might have remained a bent
hero until his death had not his callous xenophobia and arrogance, together
with his miscalculation of Italy’s fundamental necessities, and his dreams of
empire. This 'empire' would be coupled with Nazi Germany. However, Italy's
defeat in WWII led to the people rising up against him. He was shot, together
with his mistress, Clara Petacci, who were hung upside down in Milan city
centre. It was April 28th, 1945.
Mao Tse-tung served as chairman of the People's Republic of China (PRC) from 1949 to 1959, and led the Chinese Communist Party from 1935 until his death. It was basically via his reign that China became a controlled state. My overarching observation of this evil tyrant was, as part of his so-called Cultural Revolution, he invaded Tibet where hundreds and thousands of Tibetans were captured, tortured and killed. He told his people that the Dalai Lama was a terrorist. Mao Tse-tung died from complications relating to Parkinson's disease on September 9, 1976 in Beijing, China. Basically, a genocidal monster!
The man who called himself Colonel Muammar Gaddafi
ruled Libya for 42 years, during which he and a selected bunch of rebels, stole
Libyan oil money leaving the masses in poverty. He was the ultimate ruler and
dictator who eventually ended up being a hated figure in his own country. He
sought friendship especially with the USA and the UK but these regimes saw a
different side to his heinous, autocratic crimes. Towards the end of his reign
many Libyan rebels stood up to Gaddafi when he 'escaped' the town of Sirte
looking to escape the country but his convoy was bombed and the rebels took
hold of the evil dictator and shot him. Thus a bloody end ensued for the
selfish, narcissist tyrant. Libya was free at last!
Idi Amin Dada was born in July 1923 in Koboko, in north-western Uganda. In growing up he joined the King’s African Rifles (KAR), a regiment of the British colonial army, and quickly rose through the ranks. In 1966 he became commander of the armed forces and later seized control of the country from Milton Obote. This led to a devilish regime whereby he terrorised the public who opposed him, slaughtering thousands of rebels. However, as time went by, the rebels began to control vast swathes of land which led to Amin fleeing to Saudi Arabia. It was here that he died of multiple organ failure. It never failed to amaze me why Saudi Arabia took this thug into its country - well, that’s Saudi Arabia for you who, a few days ago, beheaded 81 nationals!
Saddam Hussein, born in 1937, was what I would call
the bulldozer of Iraq. He joined the Ba 'ath Party and eventually became its
leader. In 1968 he led a coup that eventually saw him become the country's
autocratic ruler. He used an extensive secret-police establishment to suppress
any internal opposition to his rule where his ultimate goal was to supplant
Egypt as leader of the Arab world and to achieve hegemony over the Persian
Gulf. This led to the invasion of Kuwait that would eventually lead to his
downfall. The Iraq War ensued when he later fled into hiding but was captured
on the 13th December, 2003. He was pulled from an underground hiding place and
surrendered. This resulted in nine months of a tribunal and where, at the end, was
found guilty of wilful killing, terrorising, torture and crimes against humanity.
He was sentenced to death by hanging which took place on the 30th December,
2006.
This other satanic ruler, Hosni Mubarak, governed
Egypt between 1981 and 2011. He spent several years in the air force and rose
up the ranks and became a commander. In 1975, President Anwar Sadat appointed
Mubarak as Vice President of Egypt and it was then that the ex-air force pilot
would seek to become the leader of the Arab world. I remember his presidency
being born amid gunfire and bloodshed and ended in an equally dramatic fashion.
Again, like other dictators, he was fundamental in destroying anyone who came
up against him. In 2012, Mubarak was sentenced to life imprisonment over the
deaths of some of the 900 protesters who were killed by security forces during
the uprising a year earlier. He was convicted of corruption but the more
serious charges against Mubarak were later overturned and he was released in
2017. He died in hospital on the 25th February, 2020 but no details were given
of the causes.
And so we come to the present time and this madman,
Kim Jong-un. The idiotic headbanger, Kim Jong-un, is the son of Kim Jong-il,
who was North Korea's second supreme leader from 1994 to 2011. It would only be
a matter of time before he would become the country's leader and this happened
in December, 2011. This maniac rules North Korea with an iron fist and
basically controls all aspects of the life of the poorest people on the planet. A
report I saw from a United Nations enquiry into his reign said, 'Extermination,
murder, enslavement, torture, rape, imprisonment, forced abortions, and other
sexual violence, persecution on political, religious, racial, and gender grounds,
the forcible transfer of populations, the enforced disappearance of persons,
and the inhumane act of knowingly causing prolonged starvation.' I needn't go
any further. We still don't know if he has nuclear weapons . . . hopefully his
rule
Vladimir Putin (B. October 1952)
And lastly, we come to Vladimir Putin, or as many in
the media call him, Vlad the Mad Putin. This thug, this evil dictator, will go
down in history as possibly the most hellish despot since Adolf Hitler. This ex-KGB
agent came to power in Russia back when Boris Yeltsin appointed him as Prime
Minister in 1999, became the Russian leader, and battled to win the Chechnya
war. In 2011 Putin's United Russia party won the general election and he has
been Russia's leader ever since. So, over the years and behind the scenes,
Putin was ransacking the state’s coffers with fellow kleptocrats, went back to
his roots, and now has become an authoritarian leader. Political persecution
and the crackdown on any Russian opposition have been ramped up to the extent
Putin’s regime is prepared to assassinate opponents overseas with nerve
poisons. Lastly, this authoritarianism can be summed up with the latest news
from the dictator. Anyone calling the conflict in Ukraine a 'war' will be
banged up in prison for 15 years - he describes it as a ‘military operation’ unbelievable
but true. Yes, this is the modern-day Adolf Hitler. Hitler committed suicide -
Putin I expect will be assassinated!